Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th June 2008

Dilbert//6998, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 12th June 2008

Tags

mock interview weasel edit trainer costume human costume

Official transcript

Dogbert the Media Trainer Dogbert says, "Let's try a mock interview to see how you respond under pressure."

Dogbert says, "Are you a stinking weasel trying to pass as human?!!!"

A weasel says, "What gave it away?"

Dogbert says, "Honestly, it was a lucky guess."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE MEDIA TRAINER LET'S TRY A MOCK INTERVIEW TO SEE HOW YOU RESPOND UNDER PRESSURE.

ARE YOU A STINKING WEASEL TRYING TO PASS AS HUMAN?!!!

WHAT GAVE IT AWAY?

HONESTLY IT WAS A LUCKY GUESS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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