Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 13th June 2008

Dilbert//6999, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 13th June 2008

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interest free loan paperwork snortling leverage is limited no snortling

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I've decided that your tiny company will give us an interest-free loan."

The Boss says, "There's no paperwork to sign. We'll just pay your invoices late while snortling."

The Boss says, "This is the part where you realize your negotiating leverage is limited."

A man, "I demand no snortling!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'VE DECIDED THAT YOUR TINY COMPANY WILL GIVE US AN INTEREST-FREE LOAN.

THERE'S NO PAPERWORK TO SIGN. WELL JUST PAY YOUR INVOICES LATE WHILE SNOR TLING.

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU REALIZE YOUR NEGOTIATING LEVERAGE IS LIMITED.

I DEMAND NO SNORTLING!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "No Snortling"

Summary:

The comic strip features a boss who demands an interest-free loan from his tiny company, with the condition that there will be no paperwork to sign and the invoices will be paid late while snortling. The boss's demand for no snortling is met with resistance from the employee, who is frustrated by the absurdity of the situation. The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of companies taking advantage of their employees and the ridiculousness of some business dealings.

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