Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th June 2008

Dilbert//7004, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 18th June 2008

Tags

workplace rumours idiot false rumor charging for rumors

Official transcript

Dogbert's Rumor Control Ted says, "I need to squash a workplace rumor that I'm an idiot."

Dogbert says, "I charge $10 for each false rumor and $1,000 for any rumor I decide is true."

Ted says, "Sounds fair."

Dogbert says, "Really? That just cost you $1,000."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO SQUASH A WORKPLACE RUMOR THAT IM AN IDIOT.

DOGBERT'S RUMOR CONTROL I CHARGE $10 FOR EACH FALSE RUMOR AND $1,000 FOR ANY RUMOR I DECIDE IS TRUE.

DOGBERT'S SOUNDS FAIR REALLY?

THAT JUST COST YOU $1,000.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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