Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 19th June 2008

Dilbert//7005, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 19th June 2008

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rumor control paid per rumor terrorit training campo exotic dancer weekends

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "I'm from the Dogbert Rumor Control Service."

Dogbert says, "People are saying Ted is an exotic male dancer on weekends. I know it isn't true because he spends all of his free time in a terrorist training camp."

Alice says, "Isn't that worse?"

Dogbert says, "I get paid per rumor. It's not a perfect system."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IM FROM THE DOGBERT RUMOR CONTROL SERVICE.

PEOPLE ARE SAYING TED IS AN EXOTIC MALE DANCER ON WEEKENDS.

I KNOW IT ISN'T TRUE BECAUSE HE SPENDS ALL OF HIS FREE TIME IN A TERRORIST TRAINING .

ISN'T THAT WORSE?

I GET PAID PER RUMOR IT'S NOT A PERFECT SYSTEM.

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