Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 21st June 2008

Dilbert//7007, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 21st June 2008

Tags

monitor actions cameras strapped to head non work related attach sensors track thoughts engineers lab assistant

Official transcript

Catbert says, "We monitor all of your actions, but we suspect you are still doing non-work-related thinking."

Catbert says, "My lab assistant Trixie will attach sensors to your head and track all of your thoughts."

The computer screen says, "Mmm... Trixie, wear this while you wash my electric car."

Trixie thinks, "Engineers."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE MONITOR ALL OF YOUR ACTIONS, BUT WE SUSPECT YOU ARE STILL DOING NON-WORK-RELATED THINKING.

MY LAB ASSISTANT TRIXIE WILL ATTACH SENSORS TO YOUR HEAD AND TRACK ALL OF YOUR THOUGHTS.

MMM... TRIXIE, WEAR THIS WHILE YOU WASH MY ELECTRIC CAR.

ENGINEERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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