Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th June 2008

Dilbert//7010, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 24th June 2008

Tags

boss on vacation format reports link to widget satans fireplace 32 degrees power

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I'm in charge while our boss is on vacation. When can you format some reports for me?"

Carol says, "I'll send you a link to a widget that shows the temperature in Satan's fireplace. When it hits 32o Fahrenheit, I'll get right on it."

Dilbert says, "And I was worried that the power would go to my head."

Carol says, "Not as fast as this stapler will."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M IN CHARGE WHILE OUR BOSS IS ON VACATION. WHEN CAN YOU FORMAT SOME REPORTS FOR ME?

I'LL SEND YOU A LINK TO A WIDGET THAT SHOWS THE TEMPERATURE IN SATAN'S FIREPLACE.

WHEN IT HITS 32 FAHRENHEIT, I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT.

AND I WAS WORRIED THAT THE POWER WOULD GO TO MY HEAD.

NOT AS FAST AS THIS STAPLER WILL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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