Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 25th June 2008

Dilbert//7011, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 25th June 2008

Tags

lying practice productive professional vacation

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I'm in charge while our pointy-haired boss is on vacation."

Dilbert says, "I expect each of you to be professional and productive during this time."

Wally says, "Nice lying."

Dilbert says, "I practiced in front of a mirror."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M IN CHARGE WHILE OUR POINTY-HAIRED BOSS IS ON VACATION I EXPECT EACH OF YOU TO BE PROFESSIONAL AND PRODUCTIVE DURING THIS TIME.

NICE LYING.

I PRACTICED IN FRONT OF A MIRROR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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