Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st July 2008

Dilbert//7017, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 1st July 2008

Tags

anti dilbert ahhihilated leaves vacuum spf50 garbageman advice

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "I created an anti-Dilbert, but I don't know how to prevent him from being annihilated by matter when he leaves the vacuum."

The Garbageman says, "If you don't know how to do it, and he's the anti-you, that means he knows how."

Anti-Dilbert says, "Matterscreen, SPF 50. Duh."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CREATED AN ANTI- DILBERT, BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO PREVENT HIM FROM BEING ANNIHILATED BY MATTER WHEN HE LEAVES THE VACUUM.

IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO IT, AND HE'S THE ANTI-YOU, THAT MEANS HE KNOWS HOW.

MATTERSCREEN, SPF 50.

DUH

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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