Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd July 2008
Dilbert//7018, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 2nd July 2008
Tags
particle accelarator antimatter clone oprah
Official transcript
Dilbert says, "My particle accelerator brought an antimatter Dilbert into this world."
Dilbert says, "Everything he thinks is opposite of what I think."
The Boss says, "Why did you bring him here?"
Dilbert says, "You're like his Oprah."
Anti-Dilbert says, "Hold me."
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
MY PARTICLE ACCELERATOR BROUGHT AN ANTIMATTER DILBERT INTO THIS WORLD.
EVERYTHING HE THINKS IS OPPOSITE OF WHAT I THINK.
WHY DID YOU BRING HIM HERE?
YOU'RE LIKE HIS OPRAH.
HOLD ME.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Particle Accelerator"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, in a humorous scenario. The story unfolds as follows:
- Panel 1: Dilbert's boss, a balding man with a receding hairline, announces that he has brought an antimatter dilbert into the world using a particle accelerator.
- Panel 2: The employees are perplexed by the concept, with one employee asking why they brought him here.
- Panel 3: The boss responds, "You're like his Oprah," implying that the employees are the audience for Dilbert's presence.
The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of a particle accelerator creating an antimatter dilbert, highlighting the absurdity of the situation and the boss's attempt to justify its existence. The punchline about being like Oprah adds a layer of humor, suggesting that the employees are being used as a means to an end, much like Oprah's audience. Overall, the comic strip uses satire to comment on the workplace and the quirks of its characters.
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