Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd July 2008

Dilbert//7018, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 2nd July 2008

Tags

particle accelarator antimatter clone oprah

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My particle accelerator brought an antimatter Dilbert into this world."

Dilbert says, "Everything he thinks is opposite of what I think."

The Boss says, "Why did you bring him here?"

Dilbert says, "You're like his Oprah."

Anti-Dilbert says, "Hold me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PARTICLE ACCELERATOR BROUGHT AN ANTIMATTER DILBERT INTO THIS WORLD.

EVERYTHING HE THINKS IS OPPOSITE OF WHAT I THINK.

WHY DID YOU BRING HIM HERE?

YOU'RE LIKE HIS OPRAH.

HOLD ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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