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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th July 2008

Dilbert//7021, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 5th July 2008


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antimatter version killed cup of coffee


Official transcript

Alice says, "You know that antimatter version of yourself that you brought to work?"

Alice says, "I killed him with a cup of coffee. I think he enjoyed it. Because he's, like, opposite."

Alice says, "But enough about me. How's your day going?"

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU KNOW THAT ANTIMATTER VERSION OF YOURSELF THAT YOU BROUGHT TO WORK?

I KILLED HIM WITH A CUP OF COFFEE. I THINK HE ENJOYED IT.

BECAUSE HE'S, LIKE, OPPOSITE.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "A Cup of Coffee and a Killer Conversation"

Summary:

This Dilbert comic strip revolves around a humorous exchange between two office colleagues, Wally and Dilbert.

  • Wally asks Dilbert if he knows the "antimatter version" of himself that he brought to work.
  • Dilbert responds by saying he killed him with a cup of coffee, implying that the antimatter version would have been destroyed by the coffee.
  • Wally asks how Dilbert's day is going, and Dilbert replies that it's going well because he's like opposite.

The comic strip uses wordplay and absurdity to poke fun at the idea of antimatter and the mundane aspects of office life.

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