Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th July 2008

Dilbert//7021, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 5th July 2008

Tags

antimatter version killed cup of coffee

Official transcript

Alice says, "You know that antimatter version of yourself that you brought to work?"

Alice says, "I killed him with a cup of coffee. I think he enjoyed it. Because he's, like, opposite."

Alice says, "But enough about me. How's your day going?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU KNOW THAT ANTIMATTER VERSION OF YOURSELF THAT YOU BROUGHT TO WORK?

I KILLED HIM WITH A CUP OF COFFEE. I THINK HE ENJOYED IT.

BECAUSE HE'S, LIKE, OPPOSITE.

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. HOW'S YOUR DAY GOING?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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