Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th July 2008

Dilbert//7020, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 4th July 2008

Tags

antimatter dilbert matterscreen coffee annihilated

Official transcript

Anti-Dilbert says, "I'm the antimatter Dilbert. If my thin film of matterscreen washed off, I would come in contact with matter and be annihilated."

SPLOOSH! KABOOM! Alice thinks, "Once again, my first instinct wasn't the best."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M THE ANTIMATTER DILBERT. IF MY THIN FILM OF MATTERSCREEN WASHED OFF, I WOULD COME IN CONTACT WITH MATTER AND BE ANNIHILATED.

ONCE AGAIN, MY FIRST INSTINCT WASN'T THE BEST

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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