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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 4th July 2008

Dilbert//7020, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 4th July 2008


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antimatter dilbert matterscreen coffee annihilated


Official transcript

Anti-Dilbert says, "I'm the antimatter Dilbert. If my thin film of matterscreen washed off, I would come in contact with matter and be annihilated."

SPLOOSH! KABOOM! Alice thinks, "Once again, my first instinct wasn't the best."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M THE ANTIMATTER DILBERT. IF MY THIN FILM OF MATTERSCREEN WASHED OFF, I WOULD COME IN CONTACT WITH MATTER AND BE ANNIHILATED.

ONCE AGAIN, MY FIRST INSTINCT WASN'T THE BEST

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Thin Film of Matterscreen"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and witty observations. In this particular strip, Dilbert is being interviewed by a woman who asks him if his thin film of matterscreen would come into contact with matter and be annihilated if he were to come into contact with it.

Dilbert's response is characteristic of his dry humor: "I'm the antimatter Dilbert. If my thin film of matterscreen washed off, I would come in contact with matter and be annihilated." The woman is shocked by this revelation, exclaiming "KABOOM!" and "SPLOOSH!" as if she has just witnessed an explosion.

The punchline comes when the woman asks Dilbert if his first instinct was the best, to which he responds, "Once again, my first instinct wasn't the best." This exchange highlights Dilbert's tendency to think on his feet and come up with clever responses to unexpected situations.

Overall, the comic strip showcases Dilbert's quick wit and ability to think outside the box, making it a humorous and entertaining read.

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