Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th July 2008

Dilbert//7024, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 8th July 2008

Tags

time management evolution good management tasks genes dead end

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Welcome to Dogbert's seminar on time management and evolution."

Dogbert says, "The key to good time management is skipping un-important tasks."

Dogbert says, "In module two, I will show you that everything you do is unimportant because your genes are a dead end."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WELCOME TO DOGBERT'S SEMINAR ON TIME MANAGEMENT AND EVOLUTION THE KEY TO GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT IS SKIPPING UNIMPORTANT TASKS.

IN MODULE TWO, I WILL SHOW YOU THAT EVERYTHING YOU DO IS UNIMPORTANT BECAUSE YOUR GENES ARE A DEAD END

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