Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th July 2008

Dilbert//7025, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 9th July 2008

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dead squirrel insulting knitting sweater makeup meeting no potential benefit time management time management expert woman as example hideous outfit business

Official transcript

Dogbert the Time Management Expert Dogbert says, "Never put time into an activity that has no potential benefit."

Dogbert says, "For example, why bother putting on makeup if you're going to wear that hideous outfit?"

Dogbert says, "That's like knitting a sweater for a dead squirrel."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE TIME MANAGEMENT EXPERT NEVER PUT TIME INTO AN ACTIVITY THAT HAS NO POTENTIAL BENEFIT.

FOR EXAMPLE, WHY BOTHER PUTTING ON MAKEUP IF YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR THAT HIDEOUS OUTFIT?

THAT'S LIKE KNITTING A SWEATER FOR A DEAD SQUIRREL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Time Management Expert"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a self-proclaimed time management expert, providing advice to a group of people. He emphasizes the importance of not engaging in activities with no potential benefits, citing an example where someone puts on makeup to wear a hideous outfit. Dogbert humorously compares this to knitting a sweater for a dead squirrel, highlighting the absurdity of wasting time on unnecessary tasks. The strip pokes fun at the idea of seeking advice from a self-proclaimed expert who may not always provide practical or relevant guidance.

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