Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th July 2008

Dilbert//7025, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 9th July 2008

Tags

dead squirrel insulting knitting sweater makeup meeting no potential benefit time management time management expert woman as example hideous outfit business

Official transcript

Dogbert the Time Management Expert Dogbert says, "Never put time into an activity that has no potential benefit."

Dogbert says, "For example, why bother putting on makeup if you're going to wear that hideous outfit?"

Dogbert says, "That's like knitting a sweater for a dead squirrel."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE TIME MANAGEMENT EXPERT NEVER PUT TIME INTO AN ACTIVITY THAT HAS NO POTENTIAL BENEFIT.

FOR EXAMPLE, WHY BOTHER PUTTING ON MAKEUP IF YOU'RE GOING TO WEAR THAT HIDEOUS OUTFIT?

THAT'S LIKE KNITTING A SWEATER FOR A DEAD SQUIRREL.

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