Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 10th July 2008

Dilbert//7026, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 10th July 2008

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time management expert evaluation curing cancer extra hours increase chances

Official transcript

Dogbert the Time Management Expert Dogbert says, "I can tell by looking at you that it doesn't matter what you do with your time."

Dogbert says, "I don't think you'll be curing cancer if I give you a few extra hours per week."

Dogbert says, "In fact, it would probably increase your chances of getting it."

A man says, "Are we done? I need a smoke?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE TIME MANAGEMENT EXPERT I CAN TELL BY LOOKING AT YOU THAT IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU DO WITH YOUR TIME.

I DON'T THINK YOULL BE CURING CANCER IF I GIVE YOU A FEW EXTRA HOURS PER WEEK.

IN FACT, IT WOULD PROBABLY INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING IT.

ARE WE DONE?

I NEED A SMOKE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Curing Cancer"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dogbert, a time management expert, in a meeting with a client who is concerned about being cured of cancer. The client expresses their desire to increase their chances of getting cancer, despite Dogbert's skepticism. Dogbert proposes a plan to allocate extra hours per week to achieve this goal, which the client accepts. The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the client's willingness to take risks to achieve their goal.

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