Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 14th July 2008

Dilbert//7030, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 14th July 2008

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hit with rock prefrontal cortex hurting poepl natural leader bunk on back of head dont remeber

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Where am I? What happened?"

Dogbert says, "Someone hit you with a rock."

Dogbert says, "The swelling in your prefrontal cortex will make you care less about hurting people, thus making you a natural leader."

"Dilbert says, "There's also a bump on the back of my head."

Dogbert says, "That's so you don't remember who threw the rocks."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHERE AM I?

WHAT HAPPENED?

SOMEONE HIT YOU WITH A ROCK.

THE SWELLING IN YOUR PREFRONTAL CORTEX WILL MAKE YOU CARE LESS ABOUT HUR TING PEOPLE, THUS MAKING YOU A NATURAL LEADER.

THERE'S ALSO A BUMP ON THE BACK OF MY HEAD.

THAT'S SO YOU DON T REMEMBER WHO THREW THE ROCKS.

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