Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 15th July 2008

Dilbert//7031, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 15th July 2008

Tags

brain part of brain controls morality the natural glows from within

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My doctor says everything is fine except for the part of my brain that controls morality."

The Boss says, "Gasp! The management prophesies are true. You must be the one they call..."

Catbert says, "THE NATURAL?!!"

The Boss says, "He glows from within."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY DOCTOR SAYS EVERYTHING IS FINE EXCEPT FOR THE PART OF MY BRAIN THAT CONTROLS MORALITY.

GASP! THE MANAGEMENT PROPHESIES ARE TRUE.

YOU MUST BE THE ONE THEY CALL...

THE NATURAL?!!

HE GLOWS FROM WITHIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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