Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th July 2008

Dilbert//7033, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 17th July 2008

Tags

moral compass damaged groomed for management coffee in face wrong

Official transcript

A woman says, "I hear your moral compass is damaged and you're being groomed for upper management."

SPLOISH! Dilbert says, "Was that wrong? Because I can't tell."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS DAMAGED AND YOU'RE BEING GROOMED FOR UPPER MANAGEMENT.

SPLITSH!

WAS THAT WRONG?

BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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