Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 18th July 2008

Dilbert//7034, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 18th July 2008

Tags

moral compass damaged vice president miserable and helpless actual job

Official transcript

A man says, "It has come to my attention that your moral compass is damaged."

The man says, "I'm promoting you to vice president of making employees feel miserable and helpless."

Dilbert says, "That's an actual job?"

The man says, "It doesn't happen on its own."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT YOUR MORAL COMPASS IS DAMAGED.

I'M PROMOTING YOU TO VICE PRESIDENT OF MAKING EMPLOYEES FEEL MISERABLE AND HELPLESS.

THAT'S AN ACTUAL JOB?

IT DOESN T HAPPEN ON ITS OWN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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