Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 22nd July 2008

Dilbert//7038, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 22nd July 2008

Tags

ceo thrown out window press charges security gunning for job hire for yacht policeman

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My CEO threw me through a fifth-floor window. I'd like to press charges."

A policeman says, "Your CEO? Do you think he would hire me to do security on his yacht?"

Dilbert says, "No."

The policeman says, "Would he hire me if I club you with this stick-thing?"

Dilbert says, "Maybe."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY CEO THREW ME THROUGH A FIFTH- FLOOR WINDOW. ID LIKE TO PRESS CHARGES YOUR CEO? DO YOU THINK HE WOULD HIRE ME TO DO SECURITY ON HIS YACHT?

NO.

WOULD HE HIRE ME IF I CLUB YOU WITH THIS STICK-THING?

MAYBE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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