Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd July 2008

Dilbert//7039, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd July 2008

Tags

good hand back rub sling injured make me happy elbows

Official transcript

A woman says, "Maybe later you can give me a back rub with your good hand."

Dilbert says, "I don't have a good hand. But one of my elbows doesn't hurt too much."

The woman says, "I feel like you're not even trying to make me happy."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAYBE LATER YOU CAN GIVE ME A BACK RUB WITH YOUR GOOD HAND.

I DON'T HAVE A GOOD HAND. BUT ONE OF MY ELBOWS DOESN'T HURT TOO MUCH.

I FEEL LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING TO MAKE ME HAPPY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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