Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th July 2008

Dilbert//7044, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 28th July 2008

Tags

lawsuit represent in lawsuit one condition do everything without hesitation

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "Will you represent me in my lawsuit against my CEO?"

Dogbert says, "Under one condition."

Dogbert says, "You must do everything I ask, without question or hesitation."

Dilbert says, "What if you tell me to do painful things for your amusement?"

"Dogbert says, "If?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WILL YOU REPRESENT ME IN MY LAWSUIT AGAINST MY CEO?

UNDER ONE CONDITION YOU MUST DO EVERYTHING I ASK, WITHOUT QUESTION OR HESITATION.

WHAT IF YOU TELL ME TO DO PAINFUL THINGS FOR YOUR AMUSEMENT?

IF?

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