Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th July 2008

Dilbert//7045, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 29th July 2008

Tags

jury selection big eyebrows dumb as you look manipulate love relationships

Official transcript

Jury selection Dogbert says, "You with the big eyebrows, are you as dumb as you look?"

A man says, "I'm not sure. I don't remember what I look like."

Dogbert says, "Okay, you're in. And on an unrelated noted, I'm the only person who ever loved you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JURY SELECTION YOU WITH THE BIG EYEBROWS, ARE YOU AS DUMB AS YOU LOOK?

I'M NOT SURE.

I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT I LOOK LIKE.

OKAY, YOU'RE IN. AND ON AN UNRELATED NOTE, I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO EVER LOVED YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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