Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st August 2008

Dilbert//7048, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 1st August 2008

Tags

legal fees lawsuit fee is 100% analog lawyer legal

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "How much do I owe you in legal fees for helping me win my lawsuit?"

Dogbert says, "My fee is 100% of the jury award plus I get to call you names that sound worse than they are."

Dilbert says, "That doesn't seem fair."

Dogbert says, "You're an analog."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW MUCH DO I OWE YOU IN LEGAL FEES FOR HELPING ME WIN MY LAWSUIT?

MY FEE IS 100% OF THE JURY AWARD PLUS I GET TO CALL YOU NAMES THAT SOUND WORSE THAN THEY ARE.

THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.

YOU'RE AN ANALOG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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