Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st July 2008

Dilbert//7047, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 31st July 2008

Tags

plaintiff favor of weasel unanimous wants to leave juror jury jurors box legal

Official transcript

A man says, "We find in favor of the plaintiff dude."

The man says, "There was some discussion about which one is the plaintiff - the complainy guy or the weasel."

"The man says, "But we were unanimous in not wanting to be here any longer."

Another man says, "Aye!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE FIND IN FAVOR OF THE PLAINTIFF DUDE.

THERE WAS SOME DISCUSSION ABOUT WHICH ONE IS THE PLAINTIFF - THE COMPLAINY GUY OR THE WEASEL.

BUT WE WERE UNANIMOUS IN NOT WANTING TO BE HERE ANY LONGER.

AYE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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