Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th August 2008

Dilbert//7051, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 4th August 2008

Tags

health problems absenteeism raise avoid exercise

Official transcript

Wally says, "Health problems and absenteeism are a huge cost to this business."

The Boss says, "So?"

Wally says, "So give me a raise, or I'll eat unhealthy food and avoid all forms of exercise."

The Boss says, "You already do those things."

Wally says, "How could you possibly know that?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEALTH PROBLEMS AND ABSENTEEISM ARE A HUGE COST TO THIS BUSINESS.

50?

SO GIVE ME A RAISE, OR I'LL EAT UNHEALTHY FOOD AND AVOID ALL FORMS OF EXERCISE.

YOU ALREADY DO THOSE THINGS HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW THAT?

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