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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th August 2008

Dilbert//7052, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 5th August 2008


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employee wellness programs save money hellness program big picture


Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Employee wellness programs save money in the long run, but that does you no good."

Dogbert says, "You need a program that can save you money now, when it makes a difference."

Dilbert says, "A hellness program? I don't like the sound of that."

The Boss says, "Try to see the big picture for once."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

EMPLOYEE WELLNESS PROGRAMS SAVE MONEY IN THE LONG RUN, BUT THAT DOES YOU NO GOOD.

YOU NEED A PROGRAM THAT CAN SAVE YOU MONEY NOW, WHEN IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.

A HELLNESS PROGRAM?

I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

TRY TO SEE THE BIG PICTURE FOR ONCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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