Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th August 2008

Dilbert//7052, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 5th August 2008

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employee wellness programs save money hellness program big picture

Official transcript

Dogbert says, "Employee wellness programs save money in the long run, but that does you no good."

Dogbert says, "You need a program that can save you money now, when it makes a difference."

Dilbert says, "A hellness program? I don't like the sound of that."

The Boss says, "Try to see the big picture for once."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EMPLOYEE WELLNESS PROGRAMS SAVE MONEY IN THE LONG RUN, BUT THAT DOES YOU NO GOOD.

YOU NEED A PROGRAM THAT CAN SAVE YOU MONEY NOW, WHEN IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.

A HELLNESS PROGRAM?

I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.

TRY TO SEE THE BIG PICTURE FOR ONCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Employee Wellness Programs"

Summary:

• The comic strip satirizes the idea of employee wellness programs and their perceived benefits.
• A company implements a wellness program to save money in the long run, but the employees are skeptical of its effectiveness.
• One employee sarcastically suggests a "Hellness Program" that involves watching horror movies, which is met with disapproval from the boss.
• The comic strip pokes fun at the notion that wellness programs can be a cost-effective solution for companies, highlighting the skepticism and resistance from employees.

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