Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th August 2008

Dilbert//7059, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 12th August 2008

Tags

online job posting fantasize enjoyable job cubilce boss busted

Official transcript

Alice thinks, "I'm addicted to our online job posting system."

Alice thinks, "It helps me fantasize about having a job I could enjoy."

The Boss thinks, "This can't be good."

Alice says, "Oooh!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M ADDICTED TO OUR ONLINE JOB POSTING SYSTEM.

IT HELPS ME FANTASIZE ABOUT HAVING A JOB I COULD ENJOY.

THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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