Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th August 2008

Dilbert//7060, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 13th August 2008

Tags

therapy addiction job posting dung beetlke epileptic cow disturbing imagery couch shrink current job unsatifying psychology

Official transcript

A woman says, "How long have you been addicted to ogling online job postings?"

Alice says, "It started when I realized my current job is like a dung beetle trying to mate with an epileptic cow."

The woman says, "That imagery is disturbing."

Alice says, "I know, right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ADDICTED TO OGLING ONLINE JOB POSTINGS?

IT STARTED WHEN I REALIZED MY CURRENT JOB IS LIKE A DUNG BEETLE TRYING TO MATE WITH AN EPILEPTIC COW.

THAT IMAGERY IS DISTURBING.

I KNOW, RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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