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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th August 2008

Dilbert//7061, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 14th August 2008


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high altitude view bunch of termites termites hate each other eat same log


Official transcript

The Boss says, "I don't need to know the details. Just give me the high altitude view."

Dilbert says, "From a high altitude we're all a bunch of termites trying to eat the same log."

The Boss says, "Maybe drill down a little more."

Dilbert says, "The termites hate each other."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I DONT NEED TO KNOW THE DETAILS.

JUST GIVE ME THE HIGH ALTITUDE VIEW.

FROM A HIGH ALTITUDE WERE ALL A BUNCH OF TERMITES TRYING TO EAT THE SAME LOG.

MAYBE DRILL DOWN A LITTLE MORE.

THE TERMITES HATE EACH OTHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Termites Hate Each Other"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, seated at a desk in front of his boss. The boss asks Dilbert to provide details about a high altitude view, but Dilbert is uninterested and instead shares a humorous anecdote about termites. He explains that from a high altitude, all termites appear to be trying to eat the same log, but when drilling down a little more, they hate each other. The boss is amused by this observation, and the conversation ends with Dilbert's witty remark.

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