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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 19th August 2008

Dilbert//7066, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 19th August 2008


Tags

improve reputation million dollars tramps money to needy dnation


Official transcript

The Boss says, "I want to improve our reputation in the community by donating money to the needy."

The Boss says, "Find me a photogenic hobo who could use a million dollars."

Dilbert says, "I'm looking for a hobo who could use a million dollars."

A man says, "Sorry, we're tramps."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WANT TO IMPROVE OUR REPUTATION IN THE COMMUNITY BY DONA TING MONEY TO THE NEEDY.

FIND ME A PHOTOGENIC HOBO WHO COULD USE A MILLION DOLLARS.

I'M LOOKING FOR A HOBO WHO COULD USE A MILLION DOLLARS.

SORRY, WERE TRAMPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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