Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th August 2008

Dilbert//7067, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 20th August 2008

Tags

company sent local community authorized million dollars fight for it hobos alley way

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My company sent me to give money to a hobo. It's our way of helping the local community."

Dilbert says, "I'm authorized to give a million dollars to one of you."

A hobo says, "How do you decide which one?"

Dilbert says, "Maybe you could fight for it."

The other hobo says, "Say 'go.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPANY SENT ME TO GIVE MONEY TO A HOBO. IT'S OUR WAY OF HELPING THE LOCAL COMMUNITY.

I'M AUTHORIZED TO GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS TO ONE OF YOU.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHICH ONE?

MAYBE YOU COULD FIGHT FOR IT.

SAY "GO."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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