Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th August 2008

Dilbert//7067, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 20th August 2008

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company sent local community authorized million dollars fight for it hobos alley way

Official transcript

Dilbert says, "My company sent me to give money to a hobo. It's our way of helping the local community."

Dilbert says, "I'm authorized to give a million dollars to one of you."

A hobo says, "How do you decide which one?"

Dilbert says, "Maybe you could fight for it."

The other hobo says, "Say 'go.'"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COMPANY SENT ME TO GIVE MONEY TO A HOBO. IT'S OUR WAY OF HELPING THE LOCAL COMMUNITY.

I'M AUTHORIZED TO GIVE A MILLION DOLLARS TO ONE OF YOU.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHICH ONE?

MAYBE YOU COULD FIGHT FOR IT.

SAY "GO."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Hobo Fund"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and workplace struggles, in a humorous scenario. In this strip, Dilbert is approached by a company representative who offers him a substantial sum of money to give to a hobo. The representative explains that the company is committed to helping the local community and wants Dilbert to decide how to distribute the funds.

Dilbert's response is characteristic of his dry humor, as he asks how he can decide which hobo to give the money to. The representative suggests that Dilbert could fight for the hobo, implying that the money is not just a handout but an opportunity for Dilbert to engage in a physical challenge.

The strip concludes with Dilbert responding, "Say 'go,'" indicating his willingness to participate in the absurd task. Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate social responsibility and the notion that giving money to those in need can be a complex and humorous process.

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