Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th August 2008

Dilbert//7074, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 27th August 2008

Tags

ergonomics guts moist bunch up dried up spleen

Official transcript

Wally says, "This week I focused on ergonomics."

Wally says, "I kept my guts moist so they wouldn't bunch up."

The Boss says, "I don't think that is ergonomics."

Wally says, "tell that to my dried-up spleen."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WEEK I FOCUSED ON ERGONOMICS.

I KEPT MY GUTS MOIST SO THEY WOULDN'T BUNCH UP.

I DON T THINK THAT IS ERGON OMICS.

TELL THAT TO MY DRIED-UP SPLEEN.

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