Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th August 2008

Dilbert//7075, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 28th August 2008

Tags

company lawyer simple agreement impenetrable gibberish sour taste choke my suspenders exercise eat right finish health

Official transcript

Company Lawyer Dilbert says, "Can you turn a simple agreement into impenetrable gibberish?"

The lawyer says, "Absolutely. I can also leave a sour taste in everyone's mouth and make you want to choke me with my suspenders."

The lawyer says, "If you exercise and eat right, you might still be alive when I finish it."

Dilbert says, "Good enough."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY LAWYER CAN YOU TURN A SIMPLE AGREEMENT INTO IMPENETRABLE GIBBERISH?

ABSOLUTELY. I CAN ALSO LEAVE A SOUR TASTE IN EVERYONE'S MOUTH AND MAKE YOU WANT TO CHOKE ME WITH MY SUSPENDERS.

IF YOU EXERCISE AND EAT RIGHT, YOU MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE WHEN I FINISH IT.

GOOD ENOUGH.

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