Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 30th August 2008

Dilbert//7077, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 30th August 2008

Tags

elf feel special likes pets random stack birthday birthday cards

Official transcript

Alice says, "Today is Shelly's birthday. We should make her feel special."

Alice says, "Do you still have that random stack of birthday cards you got on sale last year?"

Dilbert says, "I'm all over it."

Alice says, "She likes pets. The closest thing you have is an elf."

Dilbert says, "Draw whiskers on it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TODAY IS SHELLY'S BIRTHDAY. WE SHOULD MAKE HER FEEL SPECIAL.

DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT RANDOM STACK OF BIRTHDAY CARDS YOU GOT ON SALE LAST YEAR?

I'M ALL OVER IT.

SHE LIKES PETS.

THE CLOSEST THING YOU HAVE IS AN ELF DRAW WHISKERS ON IT.

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