Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th August 2008

Dilbert//7076, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 29th August 2008

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finished contract miocene epoch hoof fossil signature rushed

Official transcript

A lawyer says, "I just finished a contract I started during the Miocene epoch."

The lawyer says, "...Assuming this hoof fossil is a signature."

The lawyers says, "These things can't be rushed."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST FINISHED A CONTRACT I STARTED DURING THE MIOCENE EPOCH.

ASSUMING THIS HOOF FOSSIL IS A SIGNATURE.

THESE THINGS CAN'T BE RUSHED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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