Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st September 2008

Dilbert//7079, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 1st September 2008

Tags

job interview bed news upset hire someone hates boss set up cruel

Official transcript

Job Interview The Boss says, "Would you tell me bad news even if you knew it would upset me?"

A man says, "Yes, I would."

The Boss says, "Why would I hire someone who hates me?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW WOULD YOU TELL ME BAD NEWS EVEN IF YOU KNEW IT WOULD UPSET ME?

YES, I WOULD.

WHY WOULD I HIRE SOMEONE WHO HATES ME?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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