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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 2nd September 2008

Dilbert//7080, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 2nd September 2008


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no budget raise quit job refernce work again manipulate harrasment


Official transcript

The Boss says, "Alice, there's no budget to give you a raise, but I'll give you something that is just as good."

The Boss says, "I promise that if you quit on me I will give you a bad reference and you will never work again."

Alice says, "How is that just as good as a raise?"

The Boss says, "Try to see it from my point of view."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ALICE, THERE'S NO BUDGET TO GIVE YOU A RAISE, BUT I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT IS JUST AS GOOD.

I PROMISE THAT IF YOU QUIT ON ME I WILL GIVE YOU A BAD JOB REFERENCE AND YOU WILL NEVER WORK AGAIN.

HOW IS THAT JUST AS GOOD AS A RAISE?

TRY TO SEE IT FROM MY POINT OF VIEW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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