Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th September 2008

Dilbert//7082, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 4th September 2008

Tags

ghost popular employee better job spirit kill with kindness compariosn attacks ghost

Official transcript

A ghost says, "Hello, Alice. I'm the ghost of the popular employee who once did your function."

The ghost says, "My body has gone to a better job, but my spirit remains to remind everyone how mean you are in comparison."

The ghost says, "Nice try, but you can only kill me with kindness."

Alice says, "Gaaa! Gaaa! Gaaa!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HELLO, ALICE. IM THE GHOST OF THE POPULAR EMPLOYEE WHO ONCE DID YOUR FUNCTION.

MY BODY HAS GONE TO A BETTER JOB, BUT MY SPIRIT REMAINS TO REMIND EVERYONE HOW MEAN YOU ARE IN COMPARISON.

NICE TRY, BUT YOU CAN ONLY KILL ME WITH KINDNESS GAAA!

GAAA!

GAAA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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