Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th September 2008

Dilbert//7083, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 5th September 2008

Tags

cost estimates eyebrwo ghost recognize ghost helpful how to kill garlic and shopvac

Official transcript

A man says, "Alice, when will I get your cost estimates?"

Alice says, "When will your one eyebrow turn into two?"

The man says, "Is that the ghost of the guy who used to have your job? He makes you look bad because he was always helpful."

Alice says, "If you're so helpful, tell me how to kill you."

The ghost says, "Dang... try garlic and a shop-vac."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, WHEN WILL I GET YOUR COST ESTIMATES?

WHEN WILL YOUR ONE EYEBROW TURN INTO TWO?

IS THAT THE GHOST OF THE GUY WHO USED TO HAVE YOUR JOB? HE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS HELPFUL.

IF YOU'RE SO HELPFUL, TELL ME HOW TO KILL YOU.

DANG.

TRY GARLIC AND A SHOP -VAC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Eyebrow Turn"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Alice and a man, who is seeking an estimate for eyebrow shaping. The man's request sparks a humorous exchange, with Alice inquiring about the timing of the service and the man's intentions. The conversation takes an unexpected turn when the man reveals his desire to have his job, and Alice responds with a clever remark about the "ghost of the guy who used to have your job." The strip concludes with a lighthearted suggestion for the man to try garlic and a shop-vac to improve his appearance.

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