Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th September 2008

Dilbert//7083, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 5th September 2008

Tags

cost estimates eyebrwo ghost recognize ghost helpful how to kill garlic and shopvac

Official transcript

A man says, "Alice, when will I get your cost estimates?"

Alice says, "When will your one eyebrow turn into two?"

The man says, "Is that the ghost of the guy who used to have your job? He makes you look bad because he was always helpful."

Alice says, "If you're so helpful, tell me how to kill you."

The ghost says, "Dang... try garlic and a shop-vac."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, WHEN WILL I GET YOUR COST ESTIMATES?

WHEN WILL YOUR ONE EYEBROW TURN INTO TWO?

IS THAT THE GHOST OF THE GUY WHO USED TO HAVE YOUR JOB? HE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD BECAUSE HE WAS ALWAYS HELPFUL.

IF YOU'RE SO HELPFUL, TELL ME HOW TO KILL YOU.

DANG.

TRY GARLIC AND A SHOP -VAC.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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