Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 6th September 2008

Dilbert//7084, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 6th September 2008

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evil director human resources mandatory stretch employee welness good and flexible new place tuck your head business

Official transcript

Catbert: Evil Director of Human Resources Catbert says, "We're instituting a mandatory stretch period every day."

Asok says, "This is surprising because human resources usually doesn't care about employee wellness."

Catbert says, "Phase one is just to get you good and flexible. Phase two involves a new place to tuck your head."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CATBERT: EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES WERE INSTITUTING A MANDATORY STRETCH PERIOD EVERY DAY.

THIS IS SURPRISING BECAUSE HUMAN RESOURCES USUALLY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT EMPLOYEE WELLNESS.

PHASE ONE IS JUST TO GET YOU GOOD AND FLEXIBLE.

PHASE TWO INVOLVES A NEW PLACE TO TUCK YOUR HEAD.

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