Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th September 2008

Dilbert//7086, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 8th September 2008

Tags

promotion money for cake grossly overpais exacerbate unfairness high cholestrol

Official transcript

Tina says, "Ted got promoted, so I'm collecting money for a cake."

Dilbert says, "He'll be grossly overpaid compared to us. Buying him cake will exacerbate the unfairness."

Tina says, "He has high cholesterol."

Dilbert says, "Here's a dollar."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED GOT PROMOTED, SO I'M COLLECTING MONEY FOR A CAKE.

HE'LL BE GROSSLY OVERPAID COMPARED TO US. BUYING HIM CAKE WILL EXACERBATE THE UNFAIRNESS.

HE HAS HIGH CHOLESTEROL.

HERE'S A DOLLAR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.