Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th September 2008

Dilbert//7087, first published eighteen years ago on Tuesday 9th September 2008

Tags

fortune personally negotiating contract new era system several components software hardware engineering

Official transcript

The Boss says, "I saved a fortune by personally negotiating the contract for our new ERP system."

Dilbert says, "You bought outdated hardware and forgot several components that are required."

Dilbert says, "And I like software with my hardware, but that's just me."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SAVED A FORTUNE BY PERSONALLY NEGOTIATING THE CONTRACT FOR OUR NEW ERP SYSTEM.

YOU BOUGHT OUTDATED HARDWARE AND FORGOT SEVERAL COMPONENTS THAT ARE REQUIRED.

AND I LIKE SOFTWARE WITH MY HARDWARE, BUT THAT'S JUST ME.

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