Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th September 2008

Dilbert//7091, first published eighteen years ago on Saturday 13th September 2008

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purse at home pay you curse of competence fortune teller curse on first born crystal ball

Official transcript

Dilbert's Mom says, "I seem to have left my purse at home. I won't be able to pay you."

A fortune teller says, "I put the curse of competence on your firstborn son!"

Dilbert's Mom says, "That doesn't sound so bad."

Years Later A man says, "I need a little help."

Dilbert says, "GAAA! Why always me?!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SEEM TO HAVE LEFT MY PURSE AT HOME. I WONT BE ABLE TO PAY YOU.

I PUT THE CURSE OF COMPETENCE ON YOUR FIRSTBORN SON!

THAT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD YEARS LATER I NEED A LITTLE HELP.

GAAA!

WHY ALWAYS ?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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