Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 14th September 2008

Dilbert//7092, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 14th September 2008

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cell phone product form of radiation negative effect head turn red weight loss new cell phone positive spin

Official transcript

The Boss says, "We have a little problem with our new cell phone product."

"It gives off a form of radiation that has a negative effect on the user."

Dilbert says, "How bad is it?"

The Boss says, "Well, it makes your head turn red, and you lose weight."

A person says, "Hey, what is up with our new cell phone? I feel different."

A janitor says, "Can I borrow your friend?"

The Boss says, "I don't see why not."

The person says, "AAAIII!!!"

GLUB GLUB GLUB The Boss says, "Anyway, see if you can put a positive spin on that."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH OUR NEW CELL PHONE PRODUCT.

IT GIVES OFF A FORM OF RADIATION THAT HAS A NEGATIVE EFFECT ON THE USER.

HOW BAD IS IT?

WELL, IT MAKES YOUR HEAD TURN RED, AND YOU LOSE WEIGHT.

HEY, WHAT IS UP WITH OUR NEW CELL PHONE? I FEEL DIFFERENT.

CAN I BORROW YOUR FRIEND?

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

ARABII!!!

ANYWAY, SEE IF YOU CAN PUT A POSITIVE SPIN ON IT.

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