Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st September 2008

Dilbert//7099, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 21st September 2008

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meetings introductions erin sue boysenberry resume shrink prescribe pills be strong self employed

Official transcript

A man says, "Please introduce yourself by saying your name and who you work for."

A woman says, "My name is Erin and I work for Sue Boysenberry."

The man says, "Wow, lucky. I hear she's great."

Another man says, "Can you give her my resume?"

One Minute Later The second man says, "I'm so sorry for you."

Another woman says, "You must cry a lot."

The second man says, "If you ever need to talk to someone, I know a good shrink."

The second man says, "He can prescribe pills that will make you feel self-employed."

The second woman says, "Be strong. We'll all pray for you."

The first man says, "Next."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELF BY SAYING YOUR NAME AND WHO YOU WORK FOR.

MY NAME IS ERIN AND I WORK FOR SUE BOYSENBERRY.

WOW, LUCKY.

I HEAR SHE'S GREAT.

CAN YOU GIVE HER MY RSUME?

ONE MINUTE LATER I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU.

YOU MUST CRY A LOT.

IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE, I KNOW A GOOD SHRINK.

HE CAN PRESCRIBE PILLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SELF-EMPLOYED.

BE STRONG.

WELL ALL PRAY FOR YOU.

NEXT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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