Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st September 2008

Dilbert//7099, first published eighteen years ago on Sunday 21st September 2008

Tags

meetings introductions erin sue boysenberry resume shrink prescribe pills be strong self employed

Official transcript

A man says, "Please introduce yourself by saying your name and who you work for."

A woman says, "My name is Erin and I work for Sue Boysenberry."

The man says, "Wow, lucky. I hear she's great."

Another man says, "Can you give her my resume?"

One Minute Later The second man says, "I'm so sorry for you."

Another woman says, "You must cry a lot."

The second man says, "If you ever need to talk to someone, I know a good shrink."

The second man says, "He can prescribe pills that will make you feel self-employed."

The second woman says, "Be strong. We'll all pray for you."

The first man says, "Next."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PLEASE INTRODUCE YOURSELF BY SAYING YOUR NAME AND WHO YOU WORK FOR.

MY NAME IS ERIN AND I WORK FOR SUE BOYSENBERRY.

WOW, LUCKY.

I HEAR SHE'S GREAT.

CAN YOU GIVE HER MY RSUME?

ONE MINUTE LATER I'M SO SORRY FOR YOU.

YOU MUST CRY A LOT.

IF YOU EVER NEED TO TALK TO SOMEONE, I KNOW A GOOD SHRINK.

HE CAN PRESCRIBE PILLS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL SELF-EMPLOYED.

BE STRONG.

WELL ALL PRAY FOR YOU.

NEXT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Job Interview"

Summary:

The comic strip follows a job interview between a man and a woman, with the man attempting to impress the woman with his qualifications. However, the woman is unimpressed and dismissive throughout the interview, leading the man to become increasingly frustrated and desperate.

Key Scenes:

• The man introduces himself and asks the woman to introduce herself, but she responds by saying her name is Erin and she works for Sue Boyserberry.
• The man asks if she can give him her resume, but she responds by saying she's sorry for him.
• The man asks if he can prescribe pills that will make him feel self-employed, but she responds by saying he must cry a lot.
• The man becomes increasingly frustrated and desperate, eventually resorting to praying for the woman's approval.

Overall:

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of job interviews and the absurdity of modern workplace culture. It highlights the difficulties of standing out in a crowded job market and the lengths to which people may go to impress potential employers.

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