Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 22nd September 2008

Dilbert//7100, first published eighteen years ago on Monday 22nd September 2008

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tech support imitates german secretary complaint service calls loser

Official transcript

Dogbert's Tech Support Dogbert says, "Please hold while I escalate your complaint about my service."

Dogbert says, "Hallow. Dis ees Doogbert's sooper-biser. You are a stupid, stupid, loooser."

Dogbert says, "Ookay, pleeze hoold while I escooolade eben furder."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S TECH SUPPORT PLEASE HOLD WHILE I ESCALATE YOUR COMPLAINT ABOUT MY SERVICE.

HALLOW. DIS EES DOOGBER T'S SOOPER - BISER. YOU ARE A STUPID, STUPID, LOOOSER.

OOKAY. PLEEZE HOOLD WHILE I ESCOOOLADE EBEN FURDER.

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