Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th September 2008

Dilbert//7103, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 25th September 2008

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director of green turn off computer stupid

Official transcript

Director of Green Andy says, "Turn off your computer while you're thinking."

Dilbert says, "That's stupid."

Andy says, "if it weren't stupid, you wouldn't need me to tell you to do it."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DIRECTOR OF GREEN TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER WHILE YOU'RE THINKING.

THAT'S STUPID.

IF IT WEREN'T STUPID, YOU WOULDN'T NEED ME TO TELL YOU TO DO IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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