Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th September 2008

Dilbert//7102, first published eighteen years ago on Wednesday 24th September 2008

Tags

director of the green director of something else screwing up

Official transcript

The Boss says, "Andy has been appointed our director of green."

Dilbert says, "Director of green? How do you get a job like that?"

Andy says, "You start by being the director of something else and screwing it up."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ANDY HAS BEEN APPOINTED OUR DIRECTOR OF GREEN.

DIRECTOR OF GREEN?

HOW DO YOU GET A JOB LIKE THAT?

YOU START BY BEING THE DIRECTOR OF SOMETHING ELSE AND SCREWING IT UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Director of Green"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between employees and their new director, Andy.
• Andy is appointed as the Director of Green, but he is confused about his role.
• The employees ask him how he got the job, and Andy responds that he started by being the director of something else and "screwing it up."
• The employees are surprised by Andy's response, and the comic strip ends with a humorous tone.

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