Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd October 2008

Dilbert//7110, first published eighteen years ago on Thursday 2nd October 2008

Tags

cow supervisor bovine overlord usurper food chain kind of cool position in food chain

Official transcript

Cow supervisor A cow says, "Try not to think of me as a cow who happens to be your supervisor."

The cow says, "Think of me as your bovine overlord, the usurper of your position in the food chain."

Dilbert says, "I'd be lying if I said that didn't make it feel kind of cool."

The cow says, "Say you'd die for me!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COW SUPERVISOR TRY NOT TO THINK OF ME AS A COW WHO HAPPENS TO BE YOUR SUPERVISOR.

THINK OF ME AS YOUR BOVINE OVERLORD, THE USURPER OF YOUR POSITION IN THE FOOD CHAIN.

I'D BE LYING IF I SAID THAT DIDNT MAKE IT FEEL KIND OF COOL.

SAY YOU'D DIE FOR ME!

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