Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd October 2008

Dilbert//7111, first published eighteen years ago on Friday 3rd October 2008

Tags

albanian makeover bald and chinless hat makes taller career helper minute to drink in vp of finance

Official transcript

Wally says, "I got an Elbonian makeover. Now no one can tell I'm bald and chinless."

Wally says, "The hat even makes me look taller. I think this will help my career."

Wally says, "Take a minute to drink this in."

An Elbonian says, "I just found my new VP of finance!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT AN ELBONIAN MAKEOVER. NOW NO ONE CAN TELL I'M BALD AND CHINLESS.

THE HAT EVEN MAKES ME LOOK TALLER. I THINK THIS WILL HELP MY CAREER.

TAKE A MINUTE TO DRINK THIS IN.

I JUST FOUND MY NEW VP OF FINANCE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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